Shiny & Brand New

The Pop Princess' Popozao And The Paparazzi Pap Smear : A Letter To Britney Spears

2006-12-07T18:30:40Z

Dear Britney Spears, Today I saw your pussy, and since it's not every day that a celebrity flashes her pootang (more like every other day!) I figured you and I should have a talk. Or shall I say, I'll be doing the talking and I'll just pretend t...

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Straight Trippin While Sippin On Some Usurped Sizurp

2006-09-09T21:38:20Z

On Monday, my husband and I are flying to San Francisco for a business conference. Our company is sending us to the Bay Area for five fun-filled days of sex in a luxurious hotel suite, fine dining, and all the shopping that San Francisco ca...

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Turn Your Head And Cough Twice

2006-08-24T20:15:08Z

I absolutely cannot get KY Jelly out of my head. It's stuck IN my head, not stuck ON my head by the way. That's never.... Well, actually, there was this one time I got it in my hair, but that's another post altogether. Wait, now that I th...

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Slob On My Blog . . .

2006-08-03T00:28:42Z

Like corn on the cob. Ok, I'm here. Thank you for for hooking me up.

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